Showing posts with label absurd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absurd. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 August 2017

I write

I ryt!
t*i bizum bEtrAz mE

w*it dA yi mEn
ya big jesA

mic*tA mE
a replyd

yi kin mic*tA mE a yi want
s*e sed
but yir nO gonA mak onA merk On mE
sO yi betir s*ut yir gegA
or al s*ut it fur yi.

At t*at a nyo* a wiz lost
an gEd up

Friday, 28 July 2017

Randy Zen Abbott

Ikkyu wrote
"The wise heathens have no knowledge"

What did he know about them?
He was too busy enjoying women

Monday, 10 July 2017

Blackbird on the rowan tree

blackbird on the rowan tree
nest-building
keeping an eye out for ancient aliens

He knows they exist
he's been abducted before
took him days to be released and get back to his nest work

Now he's gone again
Hope he's at his nest
doing his craft, his joinery, his tailoring

Hope those damned ancient aliens
haven't taken him away again.
They really should be more considerate.

Saturday, 8 July 2017

different dreams

different dreams he said
as he wandered into the night
different dreams
as if asleep inside a tree

different
like an axe chopping the waves in two
different
like Hannibal changing course and heading for Largs

different dreams cannot change
the reality that life is but a dream
reality cannot change
the dream that we are but nomads
on a desert floor

like the salt removed from the sea
we dream of different paths
not knowing we have already arrived

Thursday, 29 June 2017

I Don't Understand

What if the space-time continuum is wrong?
What if it is in fact a time-space non-continuum?
What will we all do then?

Probably much the same as we do right now I guess.

Eat chips
Easily resist the temptation to start smoking
Write a report for a dull meeting

Or

If the universe ruptures because we've got it all wrong
Then we won't need to do anything
Because we won't exist

And this poem
if it is a poem
will serve no purpose

which it probably doesn't do now anyway